The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve bokep long been haunted by the memory of bokep a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where bokep I was kept awake all night bokeh by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly bokep that I crot wondered if I bokep should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot porn she rolled her bokep eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or bokep sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh bokep all memek men dread – bokeh the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, porn and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokep is memek not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek porn like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors bokep regularly confessed to faking porn orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d bokeh explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy porn for bokep other tasks in hand. This was bokep the conclusion of another bokeh study by two researchers from the bokeh University of Central Lancashire. They declared crot that erotic decibels were all memek about manners bokeh and crot ‘manipulation’, bokeh and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in memek order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

porn It was like bokeh saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

bokeh The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling porn drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract crot a certain bokeh kind of attention.

bokep In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most crot likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand bokeh the memek need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just crot be the quietest.


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