The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a bokep stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all memek night by a woman in a nearby room screeching crot so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) crot to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her crot eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what porn most women porn know bokep and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the crot orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, memek and porn bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for memek a crot fragile male memek ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek bokeh like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my bokep days memek editing bokep The Erotic Review magazine, porn bokep female memek contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was porn the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. bokeh They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, porn and bokep that women were porn prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners crot over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the bokeh cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh bokep ‘I’m enjoying crot this, porn but can you get bokep a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex bokep education comes memek from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in memek 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out bokep their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you memek want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the crot most likely reason women were noisy during sex – bokep based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand bokep the need to bokeh memek advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.


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