The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by porn the memory bokeh of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter bokep where I was kept awake all night by porn a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer bokep memek to memek perform crot an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next porn morning, porn she rolled her eyes and crot declared the bokeh woman an ‘actrice’, crot or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from bokep the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – bokep the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you memek can’t measure passion in terms memek of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, memek and bokep sex as bokeh genuine memek intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts memek crot her partner and bokeh porn is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely memek to gently sigh and memek crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review memek magazine, bokep female contributors regularly porn confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of crot Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about crot bokeh manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, memek bokeh and memek memek that women bokeh were prone to what they described as porn ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to bokep encourage their bokeh partners over the finishing line, crot so to bokeh speak.

A new study confirms the louder bokeh the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

memek It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get bokeh a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to bokeh screech like a bokep demented hyena is memek if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where bokeh loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that bokeh her sexual yowling drowned out their crot TVs: porn ‘As far as memek I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should memek be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to bokeh attract bokeh a certain kind of crot attention.

In their book, bokep Sex bokeh At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to bokeh alert nearby males that they memek were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand bokeh the need to crot advertise. crot But if you’re not, crot then memek men should take heed: memek the best memek sex may just be the quietest.


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