The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted memek by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night crot by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an porn exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and crot crot declared memek the bokeh woman an ‘actrice’, memek or porn sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all porn makes bokep scientific sense. It confirms what most women porn know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, bokep and bokep sex porn as genuine intimacy. crot And crot when porn a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female memek contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, crot memek while conserving their bokeh energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion bokep of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, crot and porn that women were prone to bokeh what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of bokeh ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm memek is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but porn can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud porn always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain crot kind memek of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha crot concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby bokeh males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: bokep the best sex porn may just be the porn quietest.


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