I’ve long been haunted by the memory of porn a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby memek room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I memek should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or porn sex worker.
Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all crot makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men porn dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the bokep greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, crot and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The porn Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, crot and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their memek TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, porn only bokep if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy porn during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.
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