The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been bokeh haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s bokep Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night crot by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It porn confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the bokeh cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, crot and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, memek she’s far bokeh more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan bokep than bokep shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to bokeh faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, bokeh crot so they could bokep make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of crot another study by two bokep researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, crot and porn that women were prone bokeh to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing crot line, memek so to speak.

A new porn study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is crot being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other bokep reason to screech like a demented hyena is if memek your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their porn TVs: bokeh ‘As far porn as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should bokeh be doing.’

crot bokep Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex bokep At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha memek concluded the memek most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – bokeh was to alert nearby males memek that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand porn the need to advertise. bokeh But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.


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